Just a few words of explanation about our first broadcast:
Our maiden „Happy Land Tabernacle Time“ radio show is a production of the Emergency Hoodoo Broadcasting Network. As General Overseer of the Happy Time Tabernacle, Temple Number II, I’m so pleased to be able to share, with all of you, a glimpse into our Happy Time Tabernacle fellowship, our unwavering Faith, and as well as some of the Truths surrounding the Almighty and Everlasting Stanktity.
Our Happy Time Tabernacle covenant states thusly:
"Having been led, as we believe by the Spirit of the Stanktity, to receive the Sacrifice of the Sacrafism to keep us sane, fit and able, and on the profession of our Belief in The One, having been baptized in the name of Saint Muddy of the Waters, Saint George of Clinton, and Saint Stevie of Wonder, we do now, in the presence of the Godfather of Soul, and the Funkatism of Old, most seriously and joyfully enter into covenant with one another on The One, into The Stank Nasity.
We engage, therefore, by the aid of the African Holy Ghost to party together in Polyrhythmic unison; to strive for the advancement of this Tabernacle, in funkyness, jazzyness, soulfulness and convenience; to promote its fame and fortune; to sustain its culture, literature, music, visual arts and dance moves; to contribute cheerfully and happily to the support of this ministry with our valuable vibes and energy, for the relief of the rhythmless, and the spreading of the Stanktafizzle throughout all the nations of the earth, and the planets surrounding it.
We also engage to maintain familiar and secret codes; to religiously educate our children about the history of the blues, jazz and Pan-African cultural production in general; to walk with rhythm in the street; to be fair minded in our dealings with the tone deaf, funky in our performances, and exercise three times a week with heavy weights; to avoid all tattling, backstabbing, and excessive boredom; to abstain from the sale and use of destructive ideals such as racism and xenophobia, to run around buck-ball-naked as often as possible, and to be zealous in promoting Independent Artists and Culture Workers Around the World.
We moreover engage that when we leave this website, we will, as soon as possible, find another website that seeks to unite the peoples of the world with the Power of Stank Nasty Funky Music, where we can carry out the Spirit of this Covenant and the Principles within The Book Of Soul."
So what'cha waiting for?!? Download the show at this link: Download htpilot.mp3 (35721.6K) and get a swivel in your hip that'll make your backbone slip!!!!
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